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minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down81·2 days agoPut that on your resume while waiting in the unemployment line.
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 days agoSee you there. Boycott chatbots -> How dare you not bow down before techlords -> Unemployment line. Embrace chatbots -> Good, also we are laying off people -> Unemployment line every 3 months.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down20·2 days ago3 on 3 off, with 997 weeks.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoBuilding the Torment Nexus.
minus-squarefrongt@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoThat’s a hook. There’s no bait on that hook or line.
minus-squareNekoKoneko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoUnless you are a type of creature that just likes the taste of hooks.
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoMight actually work if the HR person is sympathetic & appreciative of someone with a sense of humor. Assuming it ever makes it past the inevitable AI screening process, anyway.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoI’ll tattoo it to your mothers ass while I’m taking her to poundtown.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down15·2 days agoMy mother died at 78, and she’s probably pretty dry at this point. You could probably just use a sharpie. You also might want to bring lube.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days ago You also might want to bring lube.
minus-squarekibblebits@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·2 days agoThere’s a pillow in the coffin.
Put that on your resume while waiting in the unemployment line.
See you there.
Boycott chatbots -> How dare you not bow down before techlords -> Unemployment line.
Embrace chatbots -> Good, also we are laying off people -> Unemployment line every 3 months.
3 on 3 off, with 997 weeks.
Building the Torment Nexus.
That’s a hook. There’s no bait on that hook or line.
Unless you are a type of creature that just likes the taste of hooks.
Might actually work if the HR person is sympathetic & appreciative of someone with a sense of humor. Assuming it ever makes it past the inevitable AI screening process, anyway.
I’ll tattoo it to your mothers ass while I’m taking her to poundtown.
My mother died at 78, and she’s probably pretty dry at this point. You could probably just use a sharpie. You also might want to bring lube.
There’s a pillow in the coffin.