You have a lunchbox?!? Lucky you, I have to hold my quarters in my mouth and my friends all call me “Mumbles”.

Ooo. Really sorry to hear about your husband doing that. :-(

The HP LaserJet 4 series was their last good printers. They were discontinued in 1995, and everything from them has been utter shit since. You mentioned you were looking at Brother printers - go for it, they make good printers.