Funions or other fake onion ring things! Adds an extra flavor to the mix. Maybe shrimp crackers too if you have an Asian grocery nearby to get them from and don’t have to worry about allergies or anything.

Probably less bad but I might still be a little squicked out by it. You need to talk to someone smarter than me for a clearer and more insightful answer.

Investing in real estate like that is just making it fractional harder for you to ever buy a house too. You can have investment diversity without a reit in the same way you can have a full meal without french fries.

AI generated image in the article preview so I’m not reading. Look at the keyboard, no arrow keys lmao.

Amazing how the NSA finds every excise to suck possible.

The USPTO already has lower fees for “micro entities” as it calls regular people and small businesses. Still too expensive for regular people and too cheap for mega corps but they do have different fee tiers.

Alan Turing

I mean, air bag inflator are pretty much just explosive devices to begin with, just ones that are calibrated to only make enough of an explosion to fill up an air bag and no more. I can’t think of a more obvious failure mode than exploding too much except for not exploding enough.

Why would I fuck your mom without a profit incentive?