Primer - Zip

Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.

Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.

Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.

Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.

Why November? Is something happening?

I’m surprised how many people feel they can differentiate steam moisture and sweat on their skin.

We need more places where you can scan and checkout with your phone. For example: https://www.bigy.com/myExpressCheckout

This single-handedly changed where I buy groceries - I can essentially just walk out the front door as soon as I have everything I need. Don’t need to worry about:

• Waiting in the massive checkout lines (even the self-checkout lines are long…)
• Taking everything (or mostly everything) out of the shopping cart for the cashier to scan.

Yeah the title is total clickbait.