It means you should definitely try! And make a documentary.

I don’t know if they degraded over time, but I unsubscribed from SmarterEveryDay because 1.) he kept trying to slip religious BS into videos and then I couldn’t unsee his whole generic youth pastor schtick, 2.) he kept posting weird Physics Girl health update stuff. It just lost me. Not for me. I feel like the glory days of vsauce are also well behind us.

He creeps me out. Some uncanny valley thing, like maybe plastic surgery?

And I could beat the shit out of a 6 month old baby, so I think I’m fine.

What are the odds of this? How do people deny a creator!?

I didn’t get any. :( Can someone share their extras? Redistribute fallopian tubes!

Nope. Sorry. Nobody has any idea what you’re talking about. Like is the username buying something at a store or…!?

I don’t know, but I need a cigarette. Hope it was good for you, too.

If you really want one that gets everyone in the room singing:

I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys

El Sonidito also a solid choice.

Poopy knife, happy wife!

Haven’t had one of those for years. Washed it clean out. Don’t miss it. Don’t need it.

Or should find a new place to buy your towels.

Iced breve latte (latte with half and half instead of milk)

Cherry Coke Zero

Whatever good beer is on sale

He can leave presents for everyone, but he can’t leave a note?

Honestly, you should try, if only to learn how many ways they have us by the balls.

Proton Glass, please?

I used to think they would Excel.

Why were you on a date with your uncle to begin with?