It means Rick Deckard won’t be coming for you any time soon.

It’s more used for darker/dirtier dad jokes.

If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.

If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.

If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.

What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!

To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!

(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)

Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.

Jesus, I didn’t even think of that being a reality now…

Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.

The best Linus.

They do. Personally, I think it makes the most sense, in regards to instance news like this, to put a pinned and locked post on the actual platform you’re talking about, and then put a discord or matrix or whatever off-site link in the body of the post for those who wish to discuss. That’s what a lemmy.zip admin did recently, and I think it worked well.

HitClips is back, in Pog TikTok form!