alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIs there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?message-squaremessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareIs there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square47linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoI’m not from Britain but I’ve heard the phrase “touching cloth” from over there.
minus-squareSilverFlame@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading
minus-squareRimu@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days agoIs it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?
minus-squaremisery mansion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoThat’s correct. In this scenario there is still time
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoI’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.
minus-squaredjdarren@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days ago“A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks” One is more disastrous than the other.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoThere’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days ago“I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth” “But sir-” “On my table, Cloth!”
I’m not from Britain but I’ve heard the phrase “touching cloth” from over there.
I’ve called that either prairie-dogging or turtle-heading
Is it touching cloth more like when you really really need to go and have been holding it for a long time?
That’s correct. In this scenario there is still time
I’m not a UK native, so that’s very likely, I always thought it was just any situation where your poo is touching your underwear.
“A man of the cloth”, or “touching socks”
One is more disastrous than the other.
There’s a comedy called A Touch of Cloth, it’s written by Charlie Brooker
“I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth”
“But sir-”
“On my table, Cloth!”