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Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

Philo@discuss.online to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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