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peterpan520@feddit.de to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Anon watches the news

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Anon watches the news

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peterpan520@feddit.de to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.

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      Honestly sounds like anon has a “weird” attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.

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        Where do you get this from?

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          From her questions.

          • newIdentity@sh.itjust.works
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            What? How?

            • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
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              “What do you think he should’ve done?” is an open question in a provocative context. It’s the kind of question a parent might ask to get insight into how their kid is thinking.

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                And how do you go from there to “he has a weird attitude about women”

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                  he uses 4chan

                • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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                  Because she is speaking about an incident of violence against women.

            • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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              Boys, we found another one.

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      And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.

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      It’s 2023, everyone’s autistic and proud of it apparently.

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        If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?

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          I’m thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.

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            That’s because you’re weak and uncommitted. Jack up those vaccines up your forearm and minmax your autism until the build starts paying off.

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      Dude wesker saying autistic in his voice souds sick.

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        What?

        • icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works
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          Dont you know who albert wesker is?

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    My friend’s dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we’re walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

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      He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

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        He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

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          How do you think they could afford a pool?

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            the economy 20 years ago

        • Madison420@lemmy.world
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          Nah they go after little guys all the time since cross trained officers can act as DEA agents.

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      Hey, I see you’re wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

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      Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

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        The most base level of autism personified

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      Could have just been socal anxiety

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    I think mom’s hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can’t find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you’ll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

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      I think it’s this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like “ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I’ll drop it.”

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    Mum thinks you’re a serial killer mate

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    She’s checking to make sure the kid isn’t a psychopath and knows it’s wrong.

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    the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment

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      Snaps Yes!

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        My man!

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        I hope this is a R&M reference.

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          It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other

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            I’m struggling to corroborate this. ‘snaps yes! My man’ just leads me to Rick & Morty, and no dogwhistly context that I can identify. Where should I be looking?

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              Lookin good

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                my man

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      Human music, I like it!

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    Honestly that makes her seam more weird than Anon.

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      Maybe she was mining that weirdness? Perhaps she was hoping to stitch together what appeared as moral disparity in her child?

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        I honestly just think she wanted to talk to Anon about anything

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    I expected her to tell him that it was someone they knew

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    Plot twist — their dad is the dentist

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    seems like a perfectly normal conversation

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      This sounds like some AI generated story.

      Edit: Grammar

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    I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.

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    same energy

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    Family is hard

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    A shitty comment

    • TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.mlBanned
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      deleted by creator

      • starkle@lemmy.one
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        … are you ok?

        • WolfyGamer29@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I don’t think they’re ok…

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          The one witch hunting me is not fine, I am.

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