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D-I-Why?
For making porn of course
Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.
And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.
Cause, you know, thermodynamics.
That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.
I’m sorry about this already
