When I was a kid I ordered a escort to our house for my stepfather.

My mom got home about ten minutes before she showed up and the fireworks started!

The next guy was a bit nicer.

Anon only ordered one pizza that evening, but he ate it all!

I doubt the pizza delivery guys care enough to linger around.

A man did this in London in 1810, but with everything - chimney sweeps, piano deliveries, priests, lawyers, coal carts, doctors, undertakers, the archbishop of Canterbury…

It brought the whole area to a standstill and the guy won a guinea in a bet and ran away to the countryside

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_hoax

What is that font? Makes me feel dyslexic.