New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting
Carl Douglas does not believe in the existence of New Zealand.
The study also suggests that children can reach speeds up to 300,000 km/s.
Have I been mishearing the lyrics all these years? I could have sworn he says “kicks”.
You have indeed been mishearing it, since the lyrics say cats.
Intriguing. Can we get a reference for approximately how frightening this would be?
I have read his paper on the subject (Global Ramifications of Kung-Fu and its relation to emotions of fear and anxiety, published in the Journal of Funky Chinatown Studies October, 1974 issue, pp. 82) and, based on his dataset, he concludes that the answer is “a little bit.”
The only places free from Kung Fu fighters: New Zealand and Antarctica.
Too cold for Kung Fu at McMurdo Station.
Maps without NZ is no lie
He did a follow up study in 1998 co-authored by some people he met at a bus stop which confirmed these results. hoo cha
Don’t you guys not Kung fu fight on boats in the ocean??? I thought everyone did that!
And the red areas are where those cats are fast as lightning?
Red areas are where people dance the Kung Fu.
But is everyone still kung fu fighting 50 years later?
I don’t know. We’ll have to consult funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung.
They actually retired last year
This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here
