I’m the Forman at my metal shop… If you’re not swearing in front of customers I don’t give a fuck.

As long as you keep a cool head and pay attention to who’s in the building, I’ll let you get away with most things

That will be 450$ and you’ll have to send your device in for 3 weeks. -Apple Genius

Thank you for the elaboration OP!

Oh even worse. What the actual fuck

Totally true. Didn’t think of that aspect

Yay more nuclear power for a grid in need.

Boo that it’s hoping federal funds pay for Microsofts powersuck of an AI

Basically the benifits of walking (on lowering all-cause mortality) sort of plateau at 8700…

10k still isn’t a bad metric to strive for.

Damn, that’s a pretty low step goal for a full day… 2700?

I thought the normal average for good health was 10k

Holy fuck someone give this man a blank check and a box truck full of four loko

No way I’m letting my kid watch copaganda

Old middle eastern lady called me habibi once in a checkout line…

Still think about that sometimes

The fact that it’s even remotely worth it is criminal (imo)

Ahh. I thought there might be some sort of incentive like how Warner bros axed a fully finished movie because they could use the write off

‘written off’

So they get a tax break for it?

Probably safe up to 2016 as long as it’s not luxury brand

I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’

This is some DataisBeautiful shit right here

Lmao I unknowingly liked their cheapest sandwich best

Broken title gets a down vote. Every time