Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoToot tootsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down16
arrow-up1737arrow-down1imageToot tootsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square79fedilink
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·4 months agoWhile at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 months agothis whole thread, I’m crying
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying