Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoSamplesslrpnk.netimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1imageSamplesslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
It would honestly make more sense for the left to carry these, since it would reference the couch fucking
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months agoSadly it’s true, though it seems to be limited to just the people in that group. Something to do with JD Vance/ James David Hamel / James Donald Bowman (lots of names in his history!) comments about childless Democrats.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-25 months agoSomehow the explanation makes it weirder.
minus-squareconciselyverbose@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoWait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoWhen you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.
I… wait, what??
Sadly it’s true, though it seems to be limited to just the people in that group. Something to do with JD Vance/ James David Hamel / James Donald Bowman (lots of names in his history!) comments about childless Democrats.
Somehow the explanation makes it weirder.
Wait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
When you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.