greenehead@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?greenehead@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpaceToast@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoWhat’s red and tastes like blue paint? Red paint.
minus-squarebalrogslayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoA stick! I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.