“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.”

“Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”

  • teft@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.

    Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.