We all know he’d name it something dumb like the “X-mower”

thank you for writing everything in the title

The only thing e-lawn is good for is eating grass.

I got scamed by the e-lawn gate scandal. It kills all your grass to make an X-yard.

The sad thing is that Elon Musk is so pathetic, he’d actually do it.

The problem is that every time you mow the lawn with it, local deer come over to re-mark the area and it stinks. It’s known as the E-lawn deer testicle scent.

Edit: spelling

I’ve been beta testing the prototype. It has serious venting issues. It’s always full of hot air.