Elon Musk is a predator acting wounded so that you’ll drop your guard

As an American I have to second this. Please don’t fall in line to lick trump’s boot

Can’t wait to start putting Trump “I DID THAT!” stickers next to $5000 walmart laptops

A charging pad takes up way less space, costs way less, and is something you don’t have to plug into your phone.

Still, you could buy a whole bunch of nice MagSafe chargers for that kind of money. But what Swippitt offers is a tidier solution, one you don’t really have to think about.

I don’t really know how much mental labor I’m performing placing my phone on the nightstand every night.

7 years in evil medical school and all you get are some crummy sea bass…

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What’s that? More screens you say? coming right up!

https://www.phoronix.com/news/Bitwarden-Open-Source-Concerns

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

What’s wrong with lemmy.zip? I’m not up to date with the instance drama

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

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One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work

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I don’t have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like “Okay ABCC11 you get… Earwax and <shuffles around> …ah. Body odor”.

That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind

While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent