Installed a Sysco router (sushi belt)

That sounds problematic, engineering-wise

Believing any of that means trusting President Elon Musk. I certainly don’t

See https://sh.itjust.works/c/noncredibledefense for more info

Get a Roomba maybe?

Fox News ad in prime time for West Palm Beach and DC should do it

These are the same people who brought you Oracle DB licensing. They’ll fuck you over someday, the countdown clock is already ticking

Well then they got PT Barnum’d

Straight

Hell no. Can’t wait to hear about his new Wordpress cryptocurrency launching soon

Starfleet Intelligence

No they were conservative guys who clearly didn’t understand it was satire

It blows my mind that when Colbert got his new job he had people coming up to him for years saying they liked his old show better.

They liked his old show, The Colbert Report, better. When it was clearly satire.

Ironically the Brits got this right with “mobiles”. What’s the key characteristic of a cellphone? That it is portable and mobile.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including linguistic confusion

Does that translate to It’s Here Street??

The sprinkles on bread is adorable

What’s you’re seeing here is advanced cringeposting

The fact that Teamspeak server is closed or restricted source means it’s going to enshittify eventually

Neat, so we need to wait five years before even trying it to see if they’re serious. https://killedbygoogle.com/