I’ve found it’s easier to create a set of rules that define my lifestyle than it is to commit to a diet. Like, think of strict keto as a way of living rather than a diet. Eat all you want, but sugar and carbs are no longer food. Don’t focus on losing weight, focus on following the rules. The weight loss will happen in its own.

Regardless of how long you survive, your body both living and dead would be the single most potent bioweapon on earth.

Trees absorb MOST of their water through the soil, but are absolutely capable of absorbing water directly into their leaves. Google “Foliar uptake”

So, trees with more steps?

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I believe that the polar plot of prime numbers that reveals spirals and rays and when extended out to millions of numbers shows deeper fractals and geometric patterns is a glimpse into the structure of something we haven’t yet discovered.

Maybe it’s the higher dimensional structure of a photon, maybe it’s something we don’t even know about, but the fact that math describes everything in our universe EXCEPT prime numbers sounds like nonsense. There’s something staring us right in the face that we can’t see yet.

Stfu click bait. Why would he suddenly start experiencing consequences?

I really think it’s a cultural thing. It would be like me(an American) saying “how can I be more Japanese?”

To put a finer point on it, Americans have grown up in a culture where self expression and social interaction is encouraged. So we are less afraid of approaching a stranger for casual conversation. Add to that the fact that we, culturally, have very low self awareness. All we know is what offends other Americans. We rarely have the social intelligence to modify our behavior to match our surroundings.

So while, yes, Germans may be more reserved by nature; don’t think that is a value judgement. If you want to be more outgoing do it in a German way. Americans are the way we are because we are Americans.

That said, if I could offer a suggestion to mitigate your social anxiety; I would suggest that other people don’t think about you and your behavior anywhere near as much as you think they do. Most people don’t give a shit. If you can’t think of anything to say but you want to start a conversation a compliment is always a winning strategy. But nothing is a substitute for genuine curiosity.

Of the many suggestions in the comments here, the biggest contributor is weight. Lose weight and snoring disappears. Simple as that.

The next logical step is to use chat gpt to retroactively add product placement to existing novels. The enshittification will follow you.

A pharmaceutical salesman who is secretly a CIA agent

Imterdimensional crime boss, day 1. Two of yourself means you have a rock solid alibi at all times. How could I have possibly committed a crime while I’m at the DMV renewing my license? Even if I’m caught on camera I dgaf. He ain’t me. Don’t need to run from the cops if you can portal to a different universe. All you need to do is to figure out one good crime and repeat for literal infinite profit.

“pure water” is not what you think it is. It really doesn’t exist outside of laboratory conditions.

One day ads will be unskippable, unless you get a 12 hr AdPass by watching 60 minutes of uninterrupted ads while eyeball tracking software monitors your attention. You will get mini games where you need to sing along or high five a friend. You can get an instant AdPass by purchasing the featured product.

If by ADHD tattoo you mean that I have an overly ambitious piece on my shoulder/back that is unfinished and poorly thought out? Then yes. Yes I do.