It says I’m at home and I don’t wanna meet up

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It’s like intentional misspellings in Nigerian Prince emails. Anyone dumb enough to buy in is already a promising mark.

You’re also getting ripped off because the restaurant owner is going to put a markup on the same exact product you could have gotten directly from the original restaurant.

I remember that the keys for “good,” “gone,” and “home” were all the same, but I had the muscle memory to cycle through to the right one without even looking at the screen. Could type a text one-handed while driving without looking at the screen. Not possible on a smartphone!

“Memorized” is a bit generous. It’s pretty hazy on a lot of the details.

Yeah, I like the Mach-e a lot too. I think it maxes out at 150 kW of charging speed, which is the same as my Audi. But the Hyundai does 240 kW and that’s super speedy!

I went Audi but to be completely honest Hyundai and Kia make the best EVs.

I’d say you can drink a soup but you can’t easily drink a stew.

I eagerly await the ascension.

As a subscriber to /c/insanepeoplefacebook it took me a couple paragraphs to figure out if you were serious.

Now I’ll finally know how many rocks to eat each day, even if I still won’t know how many Rs are in “strawberry.”

I just lie in every encrypted message I send so even when they crack it they won’t know the truth

We are wildly far away from having the technology to do that. A single genome wouldn’t provide the genetic diversity for a sustainable population. We would need hundreds or thousands of genomes for each species to ensure that non-related individuals could mate.

“Superfund birdsite” I am shamelessly going to steal from you

I guess I just have to keep Windows 10 with a custom group policy that disables all updates either forever or until I learn Linux.

Linux gaming is getting to the point that I could consider the switch, but I hear scary stories about Nvidia drivers.

It’s amazing how good Microsoft is at making money relative to how bad they are at making products.

I’m sure it’s technically possible to reverse engineer the software, but there are also “dumb” chargers that require no software or app. They’re more reliable and cheaper, and there’s no risk of being locked out when a company stops supporting its software.

Me too. They had an old address I lived at five years ago. I’m shaking, I’m shaking.

Check with Intel, not whoever you bought the chip from. They extended the warranty and will replace bad chips. For most models I believe it was extended from 1 to 3 years.