BruceTwarzen

Yeah, one would really think

Nature is healing

Did you just fix menal health?

Or at all

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

No one said anything about power.

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

It’s nice when you get some help, but ihelp in the form of aomeone being forced to be your little house slave is weird as shit

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.

I see a lot of them on tinder.

Dating apps got so much worse too. A couple of years ago i would always get a bunch of matches and maybe a third of them would actually be interested to talk. Now i get like a match a month or so and it’s mainly for attention. Yeah sorry i’m not gonna wait a few days to get a “yes” back.

My dad always acts like i’m close to dying because i’m vegan. I work out every day, he eats meat 3 times a day and even his vegetables are unhealthy as fuck. He’s so overweight that getting into his car is super exhausting. Pretty weird if someone like that gives you tips on how to eat right.

How do you shower dor 20 minutes?

Popular music only exists in america

Corporation polluter the planet, therefore we should be allowed to torture animals. You got it boy

In other words, humans are assholes

It’s delicious, therefore we should torture it and eat it. People are the worst.

What are you even on about? I have a screen in my pocket where i can watch quite literally every movie that exists.
Imagine being a time traveller and someone asks you if you have any cool tech like a pocket tv.
“Hah, no kiddo, we dont. I have that screnn with access to movies and tv shows tho.”