Altogether Infosys

AAI

If they do it quietly, they won’t get the stock price bump every company gets from saying they’re going to replace (costly) employees with AI.

Russia?

Saudi Arabia might take him. Hell, they put up Idi Amin for the remainder of his syphilis-scarred life.

Ozymandius was trunkless - Musk is pretty much all trunk.

I really hope I’m dead before we have androids.

I used to work for a west coast tech giant. Their early retirement package was: “you are retiring now, goodbye” along with a severance just large enough to disqualify me from unemployment. At least I didn’t have to spend months pretending to look for work.

LOL

extra power under load to the rear wheels

Lol like there’s enough room back there to add a load.

I used to love asking for a can of Diet Coke … and then seeing everybody around me with that “shit, I could have gotten a whole can?” look on their faces.

the health benefits of remaining active and an optimistic mindset

Not to mention the health benefits of being fucking rich.

I own a 2003 International school bus with a DT466e. Not mechanical, obviously, but it only has 39K miles on it after a rebuild - built like a brick chicken house, as they say.

FYI the Navistar DT466 was mechanically injected until 1995.

Tires are another problem. One thing that makes me laugh about the recent Mad Max movies is that all the vehicles have brand-new knobby tires (IIRC the original Mad Max had a lot of properly fucked-up old tires). Since those movies are mostly practical effects, they needed good tires for safety but it’s totally unrealistic for a post-apocalyptic world. In reality they’d use old tires until they exploded - like most of the world today.

Refining gasoline is unlikely enough in these scenarios, but they’d have no way of sourcing the rubber for new tires, let alone the capacity to manufacture them.

Lol check out modern bikes with electric shifters.

Or that you wouldn’t last a year without your statin.

So I guess “musk impregnates influencers” would be OK? Even though that’s a lot more offensive IMHO …

Where on earth is “fuck shit piss”?

Not being a dick is free too.

And even if they do give out free tap water … they might not mean lead-free.