I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

“I’m just trying to monetize human suffering. Am i a bad person?”

Actually no, you’re not “bad.” You’ve gone so far past bad that bad is just a dot on the horizon in your rearview mirror.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

Lotta 90’s stuff comes to mind:

Garbage - Special

Primus - Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

Not 90’s but:

Gorillaz -Dare

DJ Shadow/Run the Jewels -Nobody Speak

First ones that come to mind.

If you don’t understand the difference between a boss and a tradesman that you called, then I’m out. Either you’re too dense to understand, which would make explaining a waste of time, OR you’re just sealioning, as i suspect, which would make explaining a waste of time.

And you call a different plumber.

It has beautiful alcoves, i hear.

I had to get a rental car for work earlier this month. It took 10 minutes of YouTube to figure out how to turn the goddamn parking break off. So convenient.

You’re calling out vendors at farmers markets as “finance bros” while simultaneously on a tangent defending Jeff fucking Bezos?! What color is the sky in your world…?

ton of automation and ‘convenience’ being sold is terribly thought out or makes life more complex than not having it.

People burning alive in Teslas because we don’t want those unsightly door handles comes to mind.

Can you explain the walking speed of a “newborn snail in Costco?” How many legs do newborn snails have…?

Dude, did you miss a med, or something? There’s unhinged, and then there’s whatever the fuck i just read. A ferret on meth wouldn’t be able to keep up with this line of “reasoning.”

“Stairs” that ever Spiderman would reconsider…