Maybe they used decoys to throw off the investigation

Oh study finds huh, who’da thunk.

Why didn’t my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…

Oh no the dog!!😲

Nobody is forcing anyone

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

• eating, sleeping, shitting and farting

Of all ages

Not being 14 doesn’t make it not true

As a man with a rats nest of an ass, I will mever buy cheap toilet paper again.

I love your cats 😭

I gave a couple of those a spin. But of course almost any chair feels still somewhat okay to sit in for 5 minutes.

What’s the deal with them?

I’ll check that out, thanks!

I fucking hate my Milberget chair from Ikea. I was there a few weeks ago checking out chairs and didn’t find a single one that waw comfortible. Which one do you have?

Yeah, you know, his bullshithole

I once bought a test bulb cheap off Primecables. The colour was shit and the bulb turned on 5 minutes later after being turned off in the app. Threw it out a day after installing, and bought Phillips Wizz. 2 years later my whole apartment is full of them, no issues whatsoever. 15$/bulb but worth it imo. Much more reasonable buy than Hue.

Okay so since we’re going back to flip phones, can we just get a frickin phone with a button keyboard again??

Not US, but Canada. I don’t work a desk job, but but drive around doing work out of a van full of tools, with ladders on top.

Most days I can do 6-2, 7-3, 8-4, 9-5, how ever I want… After 8 hrs I get over time. After 12 hrs is double time.

Lunch is paid.

Usually I set an alarm, either get up, or snooze a bit, and find myself on the job site sometime between 7 and 8 put in 8 hrs of work that day, and go home unless we get busy and something comes up, and the over time is there if I want it. I take it more often than not. It pays off come Christmas time as a pay bonus

I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say