May God have mercy on your soul.

Elton never invented anything, he’s skated on other’s success. He’s more the evil partner from the first Iron Man using others’ inventions.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

I think the only time I’ve had feta cheese is in lasagna.

Anyone had kluski z serem?

It’s really good!

TIL Edison didn’t kill Topsy the elephant, but did electrocute a bunch of stray animals.

You shouldn’t risk it, because no one knows how planes work.