Defenestrator@aussie.zonetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?English
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3 months agoExplanation:
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There is no effin’ way
Explanation:
There is no effin’ way
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
He couldn’t put the book down.
What kind of pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B?
For the confused: tooth hurty
What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?
Peg.
If you run in front of a car, you’ll get tired. If you run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted.
Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, “six feet under.”