This is the real reason. Google is an ad company, not a search engine.

I hope WOPR and SkyNet would be taken as a warning not to do that.

This is as close as I get to social media.

Fantastic!

Angelic voices.

Taters should have his own wikipedia page. First outer space cat video.

Trees do it much cheaper.

I waited just under a year for my preorder.

Yes, I will buy the OLED one, and pass the original to my son.

Paid $6700 in May to replace mine.

Double the price and if fewer than half unsubscribe, there is a net gain in revenue.

You want to fight pedophilia, cut of the trafficking network at the head.

Release the Epstein client list.

They won’t, this is how you know it’s not about pedophilia, it’s about further invasion of privacy and more monitoring of the peasants.

Well, it’s owned by Google…so…

I already don’t use it, you don’t have to sell me on it.

The article actually names the people they talked to. So rare to see actual journalism rather than the usual lazy “we talked to experts”, which is equivalent to “we just made shit up”.

Great, can’t wait to see ads for take out food, and small appliance repair.

Or in New Jersey, “youse guys”

You don’t have to buy more, just buy the same things you bought 2 years ago that’ll put you over the new limit. Keep those treasury printers going brrrrrr.

Great, now I can scan my poop.

That’s gotta suck.

Maybe because he hasn’t been convicted of anything yet?