First heard a version of this one in the 80s in All Dogs Go To Heaven

Hmmm… Are you a pretty, blonde white woman?

When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime…

I wonder if it’s regional

I’ve lived and traveled all over the Pacific Northwest and been to many hardware stores throughout, and never seen it myself.

he aint voting trump ever, and same thing with a loyal maga supporter, they aint ever switching to vote Democrat.)

That’s not strictly true, and varies by state.

Most states have faithless elector laws that may invalidate and/or penalize the elector if they attempt to cast their electoral votes contrary to the electorate votes within the state.

Calm down, Neil

They all look underage to me…

You got the 2025 edition early?!

Where is yours? The second amendment is for everyone.

Criminals and dictators both love defenseless victims.

That poor duck…

Except for that one time that it is bone spurs

Does it? All the connectors I’m thinking of on the motherboard have protruding pins, which seem a lot more phallic to me. Are they really considered the ‘female’ connectors?

Probably should be. We don’t really need two days dedicated to making fools of ourselves

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.

What do I call it Kif?

I have a pixel 6. All the camera bump, with none of the optical zoom.

Stop trying to make ‘Burger’ happen. It’s not going to happen

I can never get my 6 to read my print unless I hold it in my hand exactly right (and even then it’s hit or miss), so the stand or desk thing is irrelevant in my case.

Yep, the pixel 4a was my favorite phone in recent history, largely because of the rear mounted fingerprint sensor.

who’s to say he has a medical condition?

A doctor

Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t.

Better to have it checked than to let something possibly get worse.

While your point about myths is valid, I haven’t seen anybody make fun of him.

Everyone in seeing is just saying that it probably has nothing to do with that, is curious where that thought came from, and is recommending a visit to a doctor

Unless there were other comments that got mod removed already and I’m not seeing them?