Profits are higher than ever, but line must go up so you’re all fired.

Imagine pretending you don’t understand the value of PR and propaganda in a war.

The question is whether she resigned or was fired as well. Her job was to protect the company, which includes not firing productive staff.

What if Biden orders his Secret Service detail to tackle Trump’s Secret Service detail?

It is best to approach all idioms literally

TikTok had $18b in revenue last year.

They’re not going to cease operating. They’re going to spend $17b on lawyers.

The dark means I don’t have things to do

There’s a reason you couldn’t actually talk about the ARPU, and that’s because an American user is worth literally 7x more than a Chinese user on average. Which is why TikTok had a revenue of 16.1b in 2023, with a growing user base, and ByteDance’s total revenue was 40.8b.

Depends on intent, motivation, and the level of negligence. Literally, there’s a sliding scale.

HIPAA violations can come with jail time btw

Unless you’re only a person when it comes to bribing Congress

Bullshit, they’re bluffing at best.

Average revenue per user is a pretty common industry benchmark, and the US absolutely slaughters the rest of the world. We’re the fat, dumb, brainwashed cows the advertisers can’t get enough of.

Is that really justified, or an example of selection bias?

Does it matter to a shareholder?

The craziest thing is it was already overvalued, Elon got “forced” into selling at peak, and then tanked the company he bought with it too. Just unreal clown behavior.

Seems more like he’s combining it with a quote:

“Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyways.”

Space X which he owns a controlling stake in, unlike Tesla.

The guvment doesn’t want you to know

Which is why the absolute worst form of Isekai is the one where they both know how the world works and it’s just generic fantasy stuff on top.

Why even do it then?

Just so the protagonist can make pop culture references?

Or just boring ones they think will make sense to the broadest audience.

Where’s my Isekai where they have to guard break and air juggle enemies to do damage??!???

It’s a pretty horrifying article tbh. The assumptions and conclusions it’s making if you just start asking yourself how you actually save that energy should be obvious.

Rock technology and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Sorry, best we can do is servitors and Cherubs.

If this wasn’t 4/20 posting this really needs an expansion to the thought