Chuck Norris, back in 2010s. I thought I heard of a heart attack before that.

The saxophone comments made me realise the joke

“Hands feel even” That is exactly how I feel when I rub my hand by accident and have the urge to do it symmetrically, and I recently found out it wasn’t some normal thing other people do too because of animal brains.

Don’t think I have OCD since it’s the only symptom though.

My parents met in their early forties, both years after first divorcing. You have a lot of time, if you just want someone to spend your later years with. Depends on what you want out of a relationship.