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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • A few years ago I went out drinking with friends. We had a great time, and everything seemed completely normal. We eventually parted ways and I headed home, and somehow there was a creepy atmosphere in the air. I still don’t know what exactly it was. I looked through my apartment and didn’t see anything out of the ordinary, so I basically fell on my bed and passed out.

    When I woke up the next morning, a shiver went down my spine as I noticed that during the night, a ghost took a shit in my pants.




















  • Spoilers for the Valhalla DLC of God of War: Ragnarok:

    What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools. A God of… Hope. “When all else is lost”. You lost everything. And everyone. you became… There is no forgiving you. You chose… I chose. What now? Should I, the same man, should I sit? take? proclaim? lead? place myself in service? In service. Should I lose everything and everyone, there’s to be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have… hope. You are cruel and arrogant and selfish. But you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that.

    It hits much harder with the voice acting: https://youtu.be/N7grmI3Bn0k