I got a tiny terrier/Chihuahua mix dog last year and she is the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time. She is so adorable and funny and playful, and makes me look forward to coming home. She loves wrestling with her toys, and she sleeps next to me just about every night. She also helps me get outside and go on walks more.

How could I not like that??

Time to Mangione the rich

“I’ve got bullets with your name on them! Wait that didn’t come out right…”

Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency

Maybe someday…

Who asked?

[projection intensifies]

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Musk is not anti-censorship. He just wants to be in control of the censorship.

I’m actually just not a furry thx

I know autos are faster these days but manuals are so much more fun and always will be. It really sucks that they’re going away :(

Butter

I just have an electric toothbrush that stays on for 2 mins and pulses every 30 sec to let me know to switch to a different “quarter” of my teeth. That’s literally all the smarter it needs to be. Why the fuck is AI being added.

Lol, lmao even

Yes. But that’s not ✨AI✨

Can I get uhhhh 🅱️oneless finger

No. No idea what they’re talking about. If someone really feels that way, there are usually other aisles with people that can scan the groceries.

Yeah… if the car wasn’t shit, the review would have been more positive. It’s not the reviewer’s fault the car sucks lol

Common Blizzard L

Hey it got me to switch to dbzer0!