You can spin up your own mumble server. It’s not that hard, and then once you have that running, you just tell your friends to download the mobile client and boom. You’re done

No Simba! You must never go to Florida!

The United States is (not very) slowly sliding into full blown fascism. Things are getting less progressive here, not more. If you think that the current elimantionist rhetoric centered around trans people won’t make its way to you and your husband, then you haven’t read a single word of history. Shit’s about to get a whole lot worse for folks.

Just plug it in to the laptop? Surely the laptop has USB ports?

You can thank Sigmund Freud’s nephew Edward Bernays

I get SO many weird looks when I tell people I don’t like bleu cheese because it tastes like ants