Damn dude, I’m the same height with hairy size 11s, I get called Hobbitfoot by my brother.

A more concise headline is “Nobody wants a Swastikar”

basing “police want to arrest randos for no reason” on your particular set of prejudices

Lol. Lmao, even.

I jive with you, Türkiye!

Lol. Lmao, even.

Jk, my real thoughts is: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alright, looking forward to talking about the Super Bowl in the new community 😎

What a fantastic read, I’m sitting here cackling reading it

but first let me say this; you are very mistaken if you think that I don’t know your audience.

Hell, I could’ve been heckled by the parents of some of the very people that come see you now. I grew up in Roswell, Georgia (near the Funny Bone and not far from The Punch Line). The very first time I went on stage was at The Punch Line in Sandy Springs in 1982 when I was 17. I cut my teeth in the south and my first road gigs ever were in Augusta, Charleston, Baton Rouge, and Louisville. I remember them very well, specifically because of the audience. I remember thinking (occasionally, not all the time) “what a bunch of dumb redneck, easily entertained, ignorant motherfuckers. I can’t believe the stupid shit they think is funny.” So, yes, I do know your audience, and they suck.

Seymour Cox

Mom says I get to post the “shit on the US” thread tomorrow!

Does the post strike anyone else as “off”?

Like why is this person giving a full elevator pitch of who they are before they drop the bomb of “bluesky is toxic”?

Troll-slaying ax, and some woolen socks.

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

What

Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…

This

Yeah, safe to say you don’t know why the joke was an issue. It wasn’t a “Trump joke”, it was an “endorsing assasaination” joke.

Yeah, it’s a joke, yeah it was funny to me personally (I might have made the same joke), but you cannot say certain jokes publicly as a public figure.

Yeah, what this graph mostly tells you is that things cost more in the US.