Yeah when I swap between languages these days I usually just google some form of “cheat sheet” and hope some college kid made one I can reference

Yeah if it doesn’t survive the gauntlet then it’s not meant to be. For like suits, coats, and other things that probably shouldn’t be washed I’ll send them to the cleaners.

Not only that but imagine how hard you’d have to work at not creeping them out with how much you know about them.

My wife and I have been together for the majority of our lives. We met when we were teenagers and now we’re well into our 40s. I’ve got a sneaking feeling that if I went back and tried to romance her I’d be a terrible partner. Either I’d creep her tf out or I worry current me is too impatient.

Also, as a side note I get that ick vibe thinking about the mental age gap

They’ve gone too far this time. Now how are we supposed to play egg fried rice

Dawg did you just lump all the tribes into one group and all of Asia into China

I got a standing desk at work and when I was nervous I just started pacing around the whole office and creeping out my employees. Had to get back to sitting

Probably time to step back how much social media you’re consuming.

Personally I find myself kinda saddened at how slow tech has advanced. I feel like it’s pivoted from creating new things to ruining old things.

Honestly kinda miss when the drugs I did were illegal. I used to buy weed from this online seller that was really into designer drugs. The amount of time I used to spend on Erowid just to figure out wtf I was about to take.

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/crunchy-granola#

1. characterized by or defining oneself by ecological awareness, liberal political views, and support or use of natural products and health foods.

My wife often goes “I’m looking like a granola girl today but fuck it”

I have friends who are still religious and it seems like they’ve pivoted from “lake of fire” to a more “hell is the absence of God” vibes

I live in a crunchy granola area so I just assume that’s how the church here operates to keep patrons.

When my wife and I stay at a hotel we watch cable and put on like QVC shopping channels.

It’s fun to overreact and be like “this is 100 genuine silver painted lead.” Some of the channels will have like changing infographics that flash and explode every second as the price keeps dropping so we make wooshing sounds as it keeps falling to a new low.

Did we read the same post?

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

I guess your comment makes sense if you find those two attractive.

Like I get the boomer joke of music these days sucks but my comment was leaning into joke.

Ugly people make music all the time.

You really gonna tell me Ed Sheeran is good looking? Post Malone?

Yeah who else is going to pay for 1GB speeds knowing the most they’ll ever get is 400MB

I don’t think my adhd ever came out as restlessness.

I always tried really hard to keep track of what was going on but the dumbest thing would cause me to zone out . When I was done zoning out I was so lost that I would just give up and continue daydreaming.

You can buy like $50 kits or go on Craigslist and look for someone selling their impulse bought gear.

Add in a license fee and even then it’s not too bad for time killing hobby.

I think when I first got into it I was put off thinking I’d need like the finest $3k in orvis gear and I’d need to buy $10 flies at my local shops.

Like there’s a weird bougie-classist feeling I think a lot of people have which turns them off of trying to get into the sport.

Fly fishing

Got yelled at as a kid for playing with your pole too much? Then it’s the hobby for you. Can practice in your backyard and it’s fun just to whip shit around

Idk dawg, flat chested buff ladies are where it’s at.

I enjoy office work more than wfh because I genuinely like the people I work with and I think we riff off each other way better in person

The worst is when you’re trying to look for something but one of the discord bots has said a word similar ten billion times so that’s all that comes up. You’ll try to ban the bot to see other comments but then you just get like blank space or some shit where the bots comments would be