Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo’s legal actions a “maneuver to clear a path” for its own competing smartwatch.”

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.

Everyday we are one step closer to the plot of Demolition Man. I cannot wait to taste some boosted Taco Bell.

Lol, no thanks.

To be fair, Minnesota pulls bro. By designing a map where each state must touch it relegates well performing states to seems less profitable than they are. Is Minnesota California? Fuck no. But should Minnesota seem like the state equivalent of the guy on the couch? Also no.