Kill the Batman

I prefer putting my cymbal on a specific side, but I only ever play with a trap set. I don’t know whether that counts.

[left] handed screwdriver

Vodka and grapefruit? I dunno.

I’m a leftie and learned the computer right handed. Now I can take notes on the computer and on paper at the same time, don’t have to set anything down. Pretty useful for data entry.

won’t be the first or last time they deport citizens

also some of the “clearcoat” sprays I’ve found have flecks in them by design, and can only have a single letter hidden somewhere on the can difference from the ones without flecks in them. that was a fun learning experience.

dip it in lacquer or epoxy, shave out the middle where the paper goes once it’s set?

expecting the government to act sensibly and logically is a real easy path to madness

when I ran my own business I had a support deal with my main software vendor. Maybe something like that is being held against them?

hey it’s my turn to be solipsist, imaginary friend

you can pay an expert for some upgrades, but they generally don’t do them unless something broke.

when i looked up Steve (20 years ago) he was 30 years older than me. I’m not exactly a spring chicken here either. I’d hope the spam went down because he moved (or worse, died), but when my dad died we kept getting spam to the landline for him for, uh, still going so i guess many years?

What other purpose does man have in life?

And now, the national anthem

Are you lactose intolerant? Can you fighter or the ideal amount of milk to drink such that you get the death toots but not the vanilla sharts? Next time he stops by, send him a stinky. A really foul one.

My cats may pranks on me. Make of that what you will.

I hear long pork is delicious too so I’m not sure they win that round (having only eaten the regular pork)

Are they counting all pig organ transplants or just pig kidney transplants because I have some parts I would like to add