I thought this was a Chumbawamba reference at first

Isn’t this also what happens when we sleep?

Hang drums sound beautiful

side effects so snorting stuff

what’s the deal?

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000

I’d say it’s the opposite of sucky that the house was missed

I just sent this to my gf <3

Based.

I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

Those first three words really make that response far more wholesome than it would’ve been otherwise

I was never getting blue or purple

But just a few days, and not in a way to be able to capitalise upon it

It’s closer to negative 993 million than 1 billion

At least you didn’t ask to bum a fag

Often too I’ll upvote a highly downvoted comment because I don’t think it deserved to be downvoted as much as it was, even if it’s one I’d otherwise downvote. Unless it’s horrible, in which case I’ll pile the fuck on

Same, but replace ‘article’ with ‘comments’

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

Just lol @ the notion that smoking weed magically makes white women attracted to you, I can’t believe people fell for that bullshit

fishes

Fun fact! Fishes means multiple types of different species of fish

And never close a cubicle door