You’re lucky you only have one, and it’s only a single layer deep

If you can spell “DDD” you can help keep it going.

I’d like to see him kerb stomped for about 35 minutes. If anyone is taking requests.

DDD

Mr Goldfinger would fly arse first from his seat to plug the hole.

You think the problem will go away this month?

Because Google and Samsung are rich and powerful.

How is babby formed?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Meat.

I never bothered to watch movie 9.

Work friends are great. When you’re bored af, and just want to open your mouth and let your neurons fire random bullshit straight to your larynx, who else are you going to giggle with?

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I finally learned to ride a bike. And I touched boobies.

On the other hand, they’ve blocked Xitter in Pakistan.

During the pandemic I moved to the country, stopped using social media, and got a remote working job. I think the people who used to know me assume I’m dead.

If you haven’t noticed the duck tape, look again for the duck tape.

He would have had to get that past the Senate, which he never really had.

Ruling parties are being flipped all over the world because inflation has been bad since Covid. It’s a pity your only other option was Trump.