Jerusalem Spider-Man

Gee, I can’t understand how my lgg3 is still in one piece, what with that replaceable battery making it so flimsy.

It’s almost as if I’m imagining it being able to turn on because it fell apart when I sat it on the table three years ago.

Good thing it broke back then! Otherwise, I might have spent tens of dollars on replacement batteries each year!

Not to mention all the tablets that broke because they were flimsy with replaceable batteries. The galaxytab 2 and 3 alone would have blown up from materials fatigue if I’d replaced those batteries over the years. Whew, what a relief I don’t have to have them in use as digital picture frames like I would have otherwise.

Did you ban douchiness? Douche is what I think you mean rather than duch