No fucks given.

I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

I wondar wat he’s up to these daze.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

It is blind to the suffering of the poor.

Honk if you love Waymo!

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

If you’ve eaten shredded cheese from the store, then you’ve eaten wood.

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

This is accurate until proven otherwise.

Welp I’ll just have to Gimp along then.

It is worth the extra features, like not being able to remove an unwanted podcast from your play list. Why Spotify, why!?

No.

I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.

I prefer the term “admirer”.

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

I factory reset my roku TV and now keep it offline. I have a laptop with Ubuntu hooked up to it.

Maria Buttanero at 204 E Peoria St. Council Bluffs, Iowa. Your location data is safe!

That’s what the imaginary illuminati want you to think.

Yep.