The hard part is getting the mayonnaise into the sun.

Forbidden snacks!

Happy spouse happy house is a better version. Both people should be happy.

Plus, there aren’t that many cities in middle earth in this time period. It’s much easier when it’s 1 of 5? cities to know.

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago when the internet was made!

Like this:

Mathematical!

Good to know, but I’m not surprised.

Taylor Swift net wealth: 1.6 billion.

Ah yes, working class.

Look, I get she works hard performing, and likely started off with nothing but I feel once you hit a certain income level you can’t be considered working class. Working class people don’t have private jets.

Yes, holy shit, this is gold.

As in a marriage auction to see who had the largest “bid” or dowry? That would be wild if it were true.

You write as if there any other ways to decide a successor.

Sorry I don’t know how to dance the salsa.

Gotta get that xp somehow.

Bill-ion-aires!

I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds. I try to only use my powers for good.

Dracula-sneezing?

Inconceivable!

Not with that attitude!

I still remember the first time I played StarCraft and watched the intro movie, when the battle cruisers left it blew my child mind.