String and 2 cans.

Why do you stereotype them?

I’m ready to give up on most things.

Define rich.

I grew fat with cheeseburgers.

I have a huge purple dildo. I just start beating myself about the head and shoulders.

He had a lot of help.

Cause you are nuttier than squirrel shit?

Yes it’s wrong. Stop that.

If I was a 65 year old billionaire I would just hire an A list actresses to pretend I had a massive wang.

Now they should work on literacy.

Jerk off to uplifting porn.

You should get them a carbon monoxide detector.

Do you mean Melinda gates?

Not as slow as your moms fatass.

Post more sexy pictures.

We all know it’s your mom.

You should watch In the Army Now.

Because when he is coherent he hates the right people.

He hosted a show called Dreamland. It was about aliens and paranormal shit.