

Me: I got my MMR boosted at 56, I take Tylenol, and I am circumcised. Now I have autism.
Friend: You had autism before.
Me: Oh! Right!


Me: I got my MMR boosted at 56, I take Tylenol, and I am circumcised. Now I have autism.
Friend: You had autism before.
Me: Oh! Right!


Impeach the activist ideologues on the Supreme Court.
Eliminate presidential immunity.
Do away with private schools and force all children into well funded, fact based public education with a strong focus on critical thinking.
Round up and re-educate everyone involved in the attempt to destroy the US.
Fix elections. Do away with gerrymandering. Establish truly apolitical, independent election commissions to establish electoral boundaries. Guarantee every citizen the right to vote and equal access to the ballot box. Do away with the electoral college. Make all votes equal.
EDIT: Break up all of the media companies.
Nationalize the assets of every billionaire who bought a cabinet post in the Trump government to destroy the agencies that regulated them.


I wash my hands before using a public washroom because I know where my penis had been. It’s freshly showered and has been in freshly laundered underwear. I don’t know where the other hands that have touched the surfaces in the washroom have been. If I’m just peeing my hands are cleaner after I wash my hands then pee than they were when I entered the bathroom. If I’m deficating I wash my hands before and after.


I have 9 security cameras on my driveway, house, and office out building and own a 12 ga. I’ve got it covered.


Kim Kardashian. She’s blowjob famous.
The rest of the Kardashians and the Jenners are blowjob famous once removed.


We cancelled ours.


Self sitting convenience.


Like, “Bless your heart!” in the south.


Am Canadian, can confirm.


Back in they day when being a Republican meant more than obstructionism and authoritarianism.


Pre-Reagan


I remember a time when telling the truth wasn’t considered bias by the Republican party. It was the same time when, “conservative speech” didn’t mean lies, misinformation, and hate speech.


I have a 40 for shipping container beside my house. I’m good.


Those look like brads to me. They may have been glued brads. I use channel lock pliers to pull them out. The curved jaw gives good leverage.



Fascism is a far-right, ultranationalist, and authoritarian political ideology that emerged in early 20th-century Europe, characterized by a totalitarian, one-party state, a charismatic leader, a fixation on national decline, and the suppression of individual rights and opposition groups. It combines elements of militarism, economic self-sufficiency, and mass mobilization, often through propaganda and violence, to achieve a vision of national purity and power.


I’m commissioned. I get paid more the more I sell and my team gets paid more the more we sell. If we are lazy we make less.


Starlink goes down during heavy rain.


Does fiber go down when it rains?


Yet Trump has made combating censorship - particularly what he sees as the stifling of conservative voices…
including hate speech and child sexual abuse material.
To be very clear.
I use Tile Mate tags on my keys, backpack, and a couple of other things. I really like them.