just light up a joint instead. it’s the greener alternative.

doggy bags to take my food to go, or doggie bags to take the poo to go?

You usually have to pay an extra supplement, but not if you only ride it nationally.

really?

good advice! I didn’t even think about the whole system freezing.
and if you’re going a place that cold also get a (fresh) heavy duty battery. ours had trouble starting the car when it was -35F also in Montreal

Make sure to keep your windshield washer fluid filled.

and make sure it’s winter grade fluid (rated for freezing temps)!
I once had summer stuff in there (doesn’t smell as bad because no anti-freeze) and as soon as I turned the wiper spray on the whole window froze over and I couldn’t see shit while I was driving.
scary shit!

Tai Mai Shu - Chinese Freestyle Rap

or about 1.3 Bibles

yeh, strokes per minute sounds a lot better

in my experience if you want to cook and have a gathering, do a BBQ outside.
have some drinks and chat it up.
if you have a relatively small kitchen, people will often feel trapped or obliged to help and naturally migrate to the living room to sit.

they were probably just there for the free food

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what does shark taste like?

this is a Wendy’s?

same thing you should teach your kids…
anything you put online can (and probably will) be used to identify you, as ad and ip tracking has done for a long time.
and once it’s on the webs, it’s always on the internet. no erasing pictures or tweets.

that’s how it has been, that’s how it’ll always be

I love you, can you turn into a bot?
reading is so much better than seeing

well I just learned a new meaning of Latex

passion of the Christ 2: Jesaloo

waterfox ftw

that’s a different kind of snow and ice.

guess you never learned to finish your plate.

there’s kids starving in Africa for fucks sake