MushuChupacabra

The logistics are absurd when you consider what information would be required.

In order to not die from wrong motion or wrong position, you’d need the position and velocity of whatever you’re attempting to land on before you got there.

Everything is in motion.

My concern would be materializing in the vacuum of space, where my current location in spacetime used to be.

I’d consider doing a Couch to 10k program.

A good program will build your capacity without crushing you. When I did mine, the first two weeks of the program felt laughably light. But I built the ability to run 10k, and half-marathons.

But it was building capacity, and not training for maximal stress per run.

I’d start a petition to have the penis drawn bigger.

Never accept the premise of assholes.

They’ve made the dumbass claim that the earth is flat, so it’s their job to prove it. All you have to do is reject every idiotic piece of faulty logic they cough up as stupid.

They made the claim, make them do all the lifting, then just be dismissive, and give them nothing that resembles frustration.

Point out that their theory can be completely ignored without consequences.

Microslop Authenticator might exclude GrapheneOS in the future due to root detection

I Touch Myself

Nice to know that when you’re standing at the urinal, some schmuck at Meta has seen your hog.

Vivaldi, as it isn’t American.

Google confirms YouTube Music Issue with Premium users getting angry at their advertising injection attempt.

morally and ethically, it is viable when failing to be violent results in harm to you and yours.

From an amoral and pragmatic perspective, when it gets you what you want or need, and the benefit exceeds the negative consequences.

of course they are, slop boy.