You sound like a fed to me… 🤨

/s (unless…?)

I can understand that.

This is what I’ve been thinking, and every time I say anything about, people look at me like I just ate a crayon.

I don’t know how likely it is, but it’s pretty plausible.

These political sponsorships are K I L L I N G me, lmao.

I feel like it’s not long before we hear: “World War 3, brought to you by Coca-Cola! Keeping the troops feeling fresh, every battle!”

This thing is surreal, y’all.

“Rock” music, the commentator is using a sales persona and language, the corporate sponsorships… Kojima might be right again.

“Along with a special thanks to Palantir!!”

I think the “rock music” might be AI… It sounds -very- close to real songs but…not.

Here come the robot dogs!

He just swore a group of cadets in… 🤮

Y’all, this is exactly how dystopic military propaganda is portrayed in media. It almost feels like a parody.

Ope! The concert truck rolled up!

Surrounded by their toy soldiers, they stand behind bulletproof glass.

omg, is it really going to end with a Trump rally?! Why am I surprised?

Okay, no rally, just a self serving speech.

But of course he got Lee fking Greenwood to sing God Bless the USA. 🤦‍♀️

That neck tat is trashy. Sorry, not sorry.

I called this one pretty early on. Let’s see if it catches on or tanks the Goog.

Not a movie, but you could take a look through some Summer’s Eve marketing videos.

That’s fair

Just thinking fantastical ideas for fun

I’ve never thought about it before…

It would be fun head-canon to imagine that they created very little of it, and the rest was found throughout all the ruins in the galaxy. As if all intelligent life was suddenly wiped out just a few thousand years before humans arrived.

Hack the Planet!!

Apt.

I definitely feel that pain. I was lucky enough to buy a house, but that’s all I’ve got going for me. Otherwise I’m just paycheck to paycheck, living every single day on the verge of losing everything.

I hate it, but I believe in us.

There’s so much negativity here… Don’t let it take away your hope.

Things are looking really bad right now, yeah, but losing hope only ensures misery.

“Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.”

I make a show of returning a fraction of what I took.

I also make sure I can get a tax break for it, first!

Boom!

I say upvote stuff more. Like a lot more. We like to watch the number go up, and the more we see it the more we engage, which should attract more users.

Tapped the title to read the punch line.

Saw no punch line.

Re-read the title…

shame

Your mom’s a coward!