Uı keım u̇p ƿið it
spoiler
I came up with it
:þ
If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk
Uı keım u̇p ƿið it
I came up with it
N Mı prȯblėm if klikıŋ ė ſpoılṙ tæg z ſėm Hṙkyleyėn efṙt t Y.
Not my problem if clicking a spoiler tag is some Herculean effort to you.
Ðeıṙ aṙ tu Trump votṙz. Ð ƿėn hu votid f ð bigitcrı, æ ð ƿėn hu did’n vot ėgenſt it.
There are two Trump voters. The one who voted for the bigotry, and the one who didn’t vote against it.
Boþ aṙ ıqėlı dizṙvıŋ v dju̇djmint f ſelıŋ ð reſt v U̇ aut.
Both are equally deserving of judgement for selling the rest of us out.
Auṙ ėbyuzṙz aṙ n entuıtėld t U̇ bııŋ ð bigṙ pṙſėn bikȯz bııŋ tcrıtid luık Ðı þru i ƿið Fæciſtſ, ƿitc Ðı 1,000,000% did, hṙtſ Ðı’ṙ pƿecėſ ƿitėl fılıŋgz.
Our abusers aren’t entitled to us being yhe bigger person because being treated like they threw in with Fascists, wich they 1,000,000% did, hurts their pwecious wittle feelings.
Iðṙ ð ekſelṙeıcėniſtſ aṙ ėbaut t bı pruvin kėrekt, oṙ Ƿ get t heıŋ ðem a frėm Đıṙ nipėlz ƿen letıŋ him ƿin ėgen dėz n tıtc enıƿėn enı leſėnz.
Either the accelerationists are about to ne proven correct or we get to hang them from their nipples when letting him win again does not teach anyone any lessons.
Ė lȯt v pıpėl rılı d’n want t ekſept ðæt buıpaṙtizæncip dėz’n egzizt f big icyuz.
A lot of people really don’t want to accept that bipartisanship doesn’t exist for big issues.
“Ƿ did it Pætcrik! Ƿ ſeıvd Pælistuın!”
We did it Patrick! We saved Palestine!"
Uı’m lu̇kı Uı’m tuıd t NYS Eırėbz æ n Micigen Eırėbz.
I’m lucky I’m tied to NYC Arabs and not Michigan Arabs.
İt z’n tu̇nėl vijėn. Ƿėt ðiſ mæn hæz f ſeıl z fılıŋ emboldened t yuz ð N-wṙd, æ Hz ſu̇poṙtṙz hæv con ripıtedlı ðeı aṙ ƿilıŋ t teıṙ ð wṙld t credz f ð tuınıiſt hit v ðæt cit.
It isn’t tunnel vision. What this man has for sale is feeling emboldened to use the N-word, and his supporters have shown repeatedly they are willing to tear the world to shreds for the tiniest hit of that shit.
Þıŋk v Geıb Nuėl’z feımu̇ſ qot. “Puırėſı z’n ė kriminėl prȯblėm, it’z æn ækſeſ prȯblėm.”
Think of Gabe Newell’s famous quote. “piracy isn’t a criminal problem, it’s an access problem.”
Æt ðiſ poınt Uı bilıv vot slækıŋ z mu̇tc ð ſeım ſoṙt v prȯblėm. Ƿ nıd t impliment ė ſiſtėm ðæt z ſ ėgreſiv ėbaut getıŋ ð ȯpṙtunitı t Y, it kæn ıvin get t litcrėlı teıkıŋ ð bælėt bȯkſ t Y.
At this point I believe vote slacking is much thr same sort of problem. We need to implement a system that is so aggressive about getting the opportunity to you, it can even get to literally taking the ballot box to you.
Mu̇nþ lȯŋ votıŋ pırıėd, yunivṙſėl meıl in bælėt ækſeſ, evrı fruıdeı v ð votıŋ pırıėd z ė næcėnėl hȯlideı, æ polz aṙ opin 8 AM t 8 PM, kėmplıt wið BBQ æ feıṙz. Aſ, elekcėnz aṙ a foṙſ haṙmėnuızd t ð 4þ yıṙ.
Month long voting period, universal mail in ballot access, every friday of the voting period is a national holiday, and polls are lpen 8 AM to 8 PM, complete with BBQ and fairs. Also elections are all force harmonized to the 4th year.
Mækſimu̇m ȯpṙtunitı, mækſimu̇m ėtencėn.
Maximum opportunity, maximum attention.
Ðeıṙ z quıt ė lȯt moṙ, b ðæt’z wėt kæn bı dėn bifoṙ Ƿ ſtaṙt tȯkıŋ ėbaut implimentıŋ SÐȮR votıŋ.
There is quite a lot more, but that’s what can be done before we start talking about implementing STAR voting.
Ðı’ṙ alredı ſelebreıtıŋ getıŋ t g mæſk ȯf ðæt Prȯdjekt 2025 z totėlı ð plæn, b cṙ budı, “egzædjṙeıcėn.”
They’re already celebrating getting to go mask off that Project 2025 is totally the plan, but sure budy, “exaggeration.”
Ekſkyuz M f heziteıtıŋ ėbaut bııŋ frendlı ƿið pıpėl hu “diſėgrı” ðæt Uı hæv ineılıėbél hyumin ruıtſ.
Excuse me for hesitating about being friendly with people who "disagree* that I have inaliable human rights.
İf ðiſ z’n dju̇ſt ė muıkrokȯzm v kėnſṙvėtiv pėtṙnėlizm. “Y did’n ækt greıtfᵫl inu̇f t M f letıŋ Y hæv livıŋ privlidjz, ſ nau Y kæn hæv ðem bæk ƿen Y lṙn t pleı nuıſ ƿið M æ a muı frendz hu aṙ teıkıŋ ðem frėm Y!.”
If this isn’t just a microcosm of conservative paternalism. "You didn’t act grateful enough to me for letting you have living privileges, so now you can have them back when you learn to play nice with me and my friends who are taking them from you.
Nobėdı ƿantſ t mentcėn ðiſ bikȯz it u̇ndṙku̇tſ ðeıṙ fæntėſı ðæt moſt ėmeırikėnz aṙ ſıkrit ſocėliſtſ weıtıŋ f æn ėmeırikėn Marx t ſpaṙk revėlucėn.
Nobody wants to mention this because it undercuts their fantasy that most americans are secret socialists waiting for an american Marx to spark revolution.
İt’z dju̇ſt ð leftƿacd vṙjėn v “Ekėnȯmik Eıŋgzuyitı”
It’s just the leftwashed version of “Economic Anxiety”
Ekſkyuz M f heziteıtıŋ ėbaut bııŋ frendlı ƿið pıpėl hu “diſėgrı” ðæt Uı hæv ineılıėbél hyumin ruıtſ.
Excuse me for hesitating about being friendly with people who "disagree* that I have inaliable human rights.
İf ðiſ z’n dju̇ſt ė muıkrokȯzm v kėnſṙvėtiv pėtṙnėlizm. “Y did’n ækt greıtfᵫl inu̇f t M f letıŋ Y hæv livıŋ privlidjz, ſ nau Y kæn hæv ðem bæk ƿen Y lṙn t pleı nuıſ ƿið M æ a muı frendz hu aṙ teıkıŋ ðem frėm Y!.”
If this isn’t just a microcosm of conservative paternalism. "You didn’t act grateful enough to me for letting you have living privileges, so now you can have them back when you learn to play nice with me and my friends who are taking them from you.
u̇nfoṙtcėnetlı, H ſımz t bı ƿinıŋ ð pȯpyulṙ vot æz ƿel.
Unfortunately, he seems to be winning the popular vote as well.
“F ė brıf momimt, Uı þıŋk ð establicmint lṙnd itſ leſėn…”
“For a brief moment, I think the eetablishment learned its lesson…”
Uı mın Reddit hæz ė mækſ impækt ðæt enı ƿu̇n poſt oṙ kȯment kæn hæv. Ȯbſtenſiblı æz æn æntı-brigeıdıŋ mejṙ b Uı’m luık 90% cṙ it ƿėz bikȯz v ð “Pride and Accomplishment” poſt frėm EA.
I mean Reddit has a mac impact that any one post or comment can have. Obstensibly as an anti-brigading measure, but I’m like 90% sure it was because of the “Pride and Accomplishment” post from EA.
Moſt pleıſiz ƿil hæv tcru̇ſtƿoṙðı polıŋ deıtė. Ivin FOX du̇z’n meſ ƿið ð rizu̇ltſ nuıt v ſinſ it’z kuındė haṙd t dinuı rıælitı haṙd inu̇f t ovṙcædo ð luıv nu̇mbṙz.
Most places will have trustworthy polling data. Even FOX doesn’t mess with the results night of since it’s kinda hard to deny reality hard enough to overshadow the live numbers.
Ratta Ratta?
https://youtu.be/g_mrSn3PGwM?si=nzDQ0Gjrm03oMLUN