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If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.

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Cake day: September 27th, 2023

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  • Ðeıṙ aṙ tu Trump votṙz. Ð ƿėn hu votid f ð bigitcrı, æ ð ƿėn hu did’n vot ėgenſt it.

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    There are two Trump voters. The one who voted for the bigotry, and the one who didn’t vote against it.

    Boþ aṙ ıqėlı dizṙvıŋ v dju̇djmint f ſelıŋ ð reſt v U̇ aut.

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    Both are equally deserving of judgement for selling the rest of us out.

    Auṙ ėbyuzṙz aṙ n entuıtėld t U̇ bııŋ ð bigṙ pṙſėn bikȯz bııŋ tcrıtid luık Ðı þru i ƿið Fæciſtſ, ƿitc Ðı 1,000,000% did, hṙtſ Ðı’ṙ pƿecėſ ƿitėl fılıŋgz.

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    Our abusers aren’t entitled to us being yhe bigger person because being treated like they threw in with Fascists, wich they 1,000,000% did, hurts their pwecious wittle feelings.






  • Þıŋk v Geıb Nuėl’z feımu̇ſ qot. “Puırėſı z’n ė kriminėl prȯblėm, it’z æn ækſeſ prȯblėm.”

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    Think of Gabe Newell’s famous quote. “piracy isn’t a criminal problem, it’s an access problem.”

    Æt ðiſ poınt Uı bilıv vot slækıŋ z mu̇tc ð ſeım ſoṙt v prȯblėm. Ƿ nıd t impliment ė ſiſtėm ðæt z ſ ėgreſiv ėbaut getıŋ ð ȯpṙtunitı t Y, it kæn ıvin get t litcrėlı teıkıŋ ð bælėt bȯkſ t Y.

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    At this point I believe vote slacking is much thr same sort of problem. We need to implement a system that is so aggressive about getting the opportunity to you, it can even get to literally taking the ballot box to you.

    Mu̇nþ lȯŋ votıŋ pırıėd, yunivṙſėl meıl in bælėt ækſeſ, evrı fruıdeı v ð votıŋ pırıėd z ė næcėnėl hȯlideı, æ polz aṙ opin 8 AM t 8 PM, kėmplıt wið BBQ æ feıṙz. Aſ, elekcėnz aṙ a foṙſ haṙmėnuızd t ð 4þ yıṙ.

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    Month long voting period, universal mail in ballot access, every friday of the voting period is a national holiday, and polls are lpen 8 AM to 8 PM, complete with BBQ and fairs. Also elections are all force harmonized to the 4th year.

    Mækſimu̇m ȯpṙtunitı, mækſimu̇m ėtencėn.

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    Maximum opportunity, maximum attention.

    Ðeıṙ z quıt ė lȯt moṙ, b ðæt’z wėt kæn bı dėn bifoṙ Ƿ ſtaṙt tȯkıŋ ėbaut implimentıŋ SÐȮR votıŋ.

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    There is quite a lot more, but that’s what can be done before we start talking about implementing STAR voting.



  • Ekſkyuz M f heziteıtıŋ ėbaut bııŋ frendlı ƿið pıpėl hu “diſėgrı” ðæt Uı hæv ineılıėbél hyumin ruıtſ.

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    Excuse me for hesitating about being friendly with people who "disagree* that I have inaliable human rights.

    İf ðiſ z’n dju̇ſt ė muıkrokȯzm v kėnſṙvėtiv pėtṙnėlizm. “Y did’n ækt greıtfᵫl inu̇f t M f letıŋ Y hæv livıŋ privlidjz, ſ nau Y kæn hæv ðem bæk ƿen Y lṙn t pleı nuıſ ƿið M æ a muı frendz hu aṙ teıkıŋ ðem frėm Y!.”

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    If this isn’t just a microcosm of conservative paternalism. "You didn’t act grateful enough to me for letting you have living privileges, so now you can have them back when you learn to play nice with me and my friends who are taking them from you.



  • Ekſkyuz M f heziteıtıŋ ėbaut bııŋ frendlı ƿið pıpėl hu “diſėgrı” ðæt Uı hæv ineılıėbél hyumin ruıtſ.

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    Excuse me for hesitating about being friendly with people who "disagree* that I have inaliable human rights.

    İf ðiſ z’n dju̇ſt ė muıkrokȯzm v kėnſṙvėtiv pėtṙnėlizm. “Y did’n ækt greıtfᵫl inu̇f t M f letıŋ Y hæv livıŋ privlidjz, ſ nau Y kæn hæv ðem bæk ƿen Y lṙn t pleı nuıſ ƿið M æ a muı frendz hu aṙ teıkıŋ ðem frėm Y!.”

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    If this isn’t just a microcosm of conservative paternalism. "You didn’t act grateful enough to me for letting you have living privileges, so now you can have them back when you learn to play nice with me and my friends who are taking them from you.